It was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual!!!

They should make sanders or Cortez the head of the DNC and be done with it.

(I know that’s not how it works, but still.)

Out the window? Recoverable. Shredded to bits at the bottom of a dirty disposal, just like the constitution? That’s where it’ll go.

One last hurrah from dark Brandon and his nuclear football would really change that electoral count.

THIS is the bad place!

Oh, I know it. They don’t believe that’s how tariffs work because “Trump said so!!!¡1!”

Here I am remembering my AP US History, crying.

My whole family voted for Donald Trump. I’m gay. They voted for me and my friends to get murdered so gas prices would go down.

Any EU guys want a neurodivergent American boyfriend? I could really use an out.

To the camps, I think?

I’ll be there once he gets to the gay part of the list.

Is it tho??

I thought it was because I was having a whole bunch of gay sex. Damn.

Even then, the maga people will claim it’s a fake election with ballot stuffing like Russia does.

There’s no winning. If they win, they won. It they lose, they won. If they lose a hell of a lot, they won so much it hurts.

Well, that’s how you make a good curse.

Yes. Named for its incredibly complex reproductive organs that loop around like a hotwheels track.

I don’t think I’ll ever be one of those. Tho, TexasDrunk always seems to chime in when he sees me. But it has been a while.

Hi TexasDrunk, hope it was a good Halloween at the bar.

And they are collectively shortening our lifetimes too so we pollute less so they can keep their jetliners running during a lunch break in France!

Well, that’s scary.

I’ve never seen you and Tim Walz in the same place. So the jury is still out.

Oh, don’t I know it. I have to live with myself. And don’t take my comment as disagreement with you. I was just extending your joke. Brunch is a good goal. I can just never have it because work always gets in the way.

There is no brunch under the heavy yoke of end stage hypercapitalism.