If I can’t have both, I’ll take either this, or working 4 days (i.e. 32 hr) a week.
In that case, why not just use Pixelfed?
As others alluded to, theres Home Assistant Assist
What about ROM hacks with Zelda replacing link?
Aside from Portal, maybe Mirrors Edge? There’s bullets and fighting, but I don’t remember too much violence. Maybe Tales Of Berseria?
Once she’s older, that opens the door to The Walking Dead telltale series, Resident Evil, Assassins Creed (one of them anyway), Silent Hill, and (the new) Tomb Raiders.
Tomb Raider might not be too bad either considering the focus on stealth and puzzle solving
I just use the ping integration of Home Assistant, simple for me since I’ve already got HA running.