To the surprise of absolutely fucking no one

Looking into this

Dad-a-chum?

Unprovoked, bitch please

Yeah sorry, that’s what I meant, they’re entitled to take special leave to go to this appointment. But it seems OP has already decided that they will be punished somehow for doing so

They’re in the Netherlands, they can just take the day off to make use of this service

I will for sure check this out, I love games like this

I mean they’re only weird because we’re not used to them, giraffes, narwals and sea-urchins are pretty weird as well.

Not to mention something like the platypus

Are they all called Portia, Fabian, Viola and Bianca? (That book was so good)

Yeah, it’s frustrating that a lot of people don’t seem to get that, they just assume that how they interpret it is how everyone must see it

There are a lot of people like you, and it is why the use of /s is necessary, and in my opinion a good thing

I like how you ignore most of that comment

Unrelated but this is literally the first time in my life I’ve seen an actual 9-5 job, I only ever see 8-5 or 9-6

Fuck me, yes I remember that was hilarious

Condoms are a thing

Maybe dad is an ex cop

There’s 100% cockroaches in Germany, there is literally a species of cockroach called “german cockroach”

Not anymore

Are you a humble tailor by any chance?

Try doing your job as a parent, this “protect the children” act is such horseshit