So a gay man would have to, on average, give a blowjob 9 times more frequently than a woman to break even.

Pfft. Bro, I’ve blown 6 men in 1 day. I’m a dude. I doubt women would be up for a blowjob a week, but I know plenty of gay men who would do it every day of the week if they could.

Still rummaging through those fucking papers.

God, I want to kick her right in that smug fucking face.

Investigate pedophiles in pedo island 🚫

Investigate dance moves broadcasted on TV ✅

Nice job, Republicunts

Can confirm I ain’t got time to hold in a fart.

Wtf is going on in the US? First monkey pox, then super gonorrhea, and now this??

Didn’t he purposely block Ukraine from gaining intel on Russia through the service the first year of the war or some shit? Disgusting prick.

Fine, I’ll get the beers and/or edibles.

First, I want to hear this great list of great things this great president has done. I’ll wait.

I’d be surprised if it didn’t happen at this point.

Only 2-3 cups?? I think I have dementia risk credit.

Will try it, thanks! Definitely need that today. 🙏

Whatever, keep your ant-smelling superpower, I’m not jealous. At least cilantro doesn’t taste like soap to me! :P

Oh yeah, it’s complete silence unless I accidentally read something or a thought slips through.

Tangentially, I love it when stupid people mention how much of their brain they use. They mean they use 100% of their brains as a powerhouse when, in reality, that implies a seizure. It makes me chuckle every time.

I can do it but I’ve never trained in meditation. The yapping stops but then I feel weird not thinking thoughts “outloud”. It makes be feel like an animal, tbh. Lol

And my gay ass will happily take all that blame.

I feel powerful, fear me. Boo, bitch! 👻✨

Well, Hegseth said it, so it must be true.

Yes, we are, but people hate hearing that by the looks of your downvotes. 🤷‍♂️

Thanks for that! I wonder if that still works because ever since they implemented the kernel-level anti-cheat, I’ve heard it’s become virtually impossible to install it on Linux.

Oh, definitely! I got my eyes on PopOS but I have a feeling I’ll need an afternoon to do it