“Yeah, makes sense. You know how hard it is to draw a perfect circle? How about you try it then, asshole? Didn’t think so. Now pay up!!”
Double entendre: “eu” means “me” in Portuguese
They should brand it “omg gmo grapefruit”
Everyone knows the sun’s core makes vitamin D
I feel like it’s just boomers at this point
Night of truffles will be the parody version