Damn so I guess those 3.5 to 7 million Ukrainian just “lost the will to live”… You know, like Padmé

It’s crazy how people seem to think they have to take sides in an argument. It’s okay to say both sides are fucked up. There’s plenty of videos showing Israeli kids talking about how they want to kill the Arabs, and there was that whole ass Disney/sesame street knock-off in Palistine that sang about AK-47s.

Tell the pilot to cross into another time zone so you have an extra hour. Just make sure they don’t go the wrong direction.

Crazy how TikTok don’t even seem so bad anymore thanks to the other two completely fucking imploding.

Matt Gaetz is still in office so there’s that

Found the Tankie

But you’re gonna pay me for the overtime, right?

springs

Went to several games with my father and this is a very accurate representation.

Yes bean.

I can say as an American that this does make it hard to criticize other countries, especially since it’s true.

Hammer Time

MAXIMUM VOLUME

You’re missing political extremism

You’re right, they made ~$150 billion last year, but that’s too much math.

I return my shopping cart but I couldn’t give a shit less how much Walmart is losing to shoplifters.

“Oh know guys! We only made $28 million in profit this year instead of $29 million! What will we tell our investors who are each worth six times that?”

Me accidentally buying a PS5 for $8 by weighing it as onions

Holy fuck I thought this was a joke

If The White Lotus isn’t a TLA spinoff I’m gonna invade the Rhineland.

Edit: looking for volunteers

That sounds… like a judgement your class was meant to learn to avoid…