The text is so nonsensical but somehow accurate I love it

CNN? more like Chamas News Newtork amirite fellow chungus redditors

I think consuming children alive gets a bad rap.

Unfathomably based

“stalinism” is not a real thing, it’s a word used by trots to refer to people who keep their ideology grounded in reality. I think you’re referring to Marxist Leninists, which I do accept in my circles since I am one.

If you guys think we lemmygrad tankies are loud and rude, then… you haven’t seen anything yet.

You folks have just been taking advantage of our civility lol, look at how the hexbearians are destroying your fronts everywhere.