From Bill Gates’ asshole juice, obviously.

Just MM’s pee floating around in our water supply the past 60 years? Nobody else’s pee? What’s going on?

Bill gates drank water that was filtered from raw sewage and I will never forget that.

Can we speed run Trump’s bedroom while he’s vulnerably asleep?

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To ensure they’re at peak performance, they’re gonna need provisions to WFH in their underwear. Job needs to provide endless supply of hot pockets, Doritos, mountain dew, and Taco Bell gift certificates. And three daily 15-minute gooning breaks.

Foolish prisoners. Why don’t they just get unchained and go outside and experience reality?

Serious question: What was the entirety of his logic, destroying his skateboard? He may as well have thrown it in the trash & not bring it onto the plane at all, because it’s useless after breaking it in half.

My point is that it’s literally happening again right now. Why can’t it be stopped? Someone please tell me.

Yeah those are pretty much motorcycles. They need to be license plated.

Do Trump next!

We need to put this into perspective and compare it to how Hitler turned an entire country into dumbly complacent followers & murderers & enablers. We look back at that and ask, “Why didn’t somebody stop him? Why was everybody following his orders?”

Ah, you’re likening this videogame-playing monk to those guys? Then clearly something ain’t right here.

I thought Buddhist monks have made a vow to live a life of nothingness with no technology and no outside influences. How did he get access to screens and technology? Wouldn’t he be exiled from the monastery for bringing in such things?

Yes from what I’ve seen here in the “land of the free,” people get suspicious & uncomfortable at anyone who isn’t actively rushing around with a purpose or purchasing goods & services from establishments. Can’t just stand around or lay down or even sit, there are no benches anywhere.

Yes I’ve heard of that and I’m happy for you all over there.

But are you allowed to just lay around doing nothing in a public space?

Whatever the case, laying around doing nothing in public is pretty much illegal in the United states. It’s considered loitering, which is a crime. Except for on beaches.

Exactly.

I sure hope his surviving loved ones earn a million royalty dollars every time he is memed.

They were required to get that haircut, then 3 years later they were forbidden from getting that haircut?

We just want them to give us their houses.