I think the actual story here is more interesting than the joke, to be honest. Where did this happen?

I hope this one takes off, it’s gonna be a fun comment section.

Tanks always look so goofy with the turret facing backwards.

You’re not as important as you think you are.

That sounds exactly like something the Simpsons would do. Either that, or it would be Lisa it happens to.

You absolute sad sack.

Does anyone ever talk to you in real life?

Jesus christ you’re insufferable.

We’re not building an AT-AT.

I genuinely feel sorry for you, if this is how you decide to spend your time.

Tl-dr.

Nobody cares.

Buddy, I’ve still got an original Chromecast I use daily.

I fucking hate computer generated voices, the cadence is always fucking weird. This one is far too fast, and the pause between words is too short.

It’s just weird.

That’s far less fun than being vauge and condescending on a Web forum though.

I’ve got a classic car that has an aftermarket switch to shut off the fuel pump, plus I disconnect the coil pack when I park it up.

Possibly they just needed a ratchet strap right then and there?

I can’t remember the last time I saw one where I live, it’s just not hot enough.

BMW have dropped the heated seat subscription, apparently it wasn’t worth the damage to their reputation.

I’d hope consumers would boycott any company that pulled that nonsense.

Most of the communist regimes people use as examples rose to power at a point in history when new technologies and industrialization were having a huge impact on the way people lived.

A mix of capitalism and socialism that made a point of educating and upskilling their population would have achieved the same goal without the brutal massacre of a chunk of their population.