“Free ads that you can’t turn off”

Can AI do proper debugging and troubleshooting? That’s when I’ll start to get worried

Got it. USB plugs have spin 1/2

Did you just assume my distro?

For the record, I use Debian

People still use Ubuntu?

My pocket calculator: does not run anything

Conclusion: my pocket calculator wins. Always

Telegram started the enshittification route already. Premium version, locked features and stickers, spam about their crypto crap, and now these useless stories

Isn’t it too early for another pandemic? Like, a century too early?

Ah right, for some reason I couldn’t read it properly. My bad

If they were parallel they wouldn’t meet. See °C and K

MemeScanner

Does OCR on memes (or images in general), so you can search them by text

Technically, yes… but if it’s in movie/show, you already know it’s fiction

I just imagined someone who’s smiling only while being looked at, and making an angry face otherwise. Perfect nightmare fuel

Skill issue

B-b-but… line must go up!

Telegram has entered the chat

If only it were this easy to convince them

“Either you die a hero, or live long enough to become the villain”

From my experience, people this noisy are unlikely to be cooperative about it. Or anything else