Im surprised Trump didn’t declare a national emergency. He likes steaks well done, allegedly.

The translation of “woke” is anything I dont like or understand

Sorry, the best we can do is vote in mostly reckless people in ot for themselves or old people who should be in a home but somehow got into the house… and senate

He just described the bulge he sees and then tries to play it off like he wasn’t staring at it. He says dick a bunch, and I think 1 fuck

If mine was that big, I’d probably just stare it, too.

Also Tom Segura has a bit about seeing a guy with a large penis

I truly believe all the hate for the LGBTQ+ community in America is they got caught “accidentally” watching LGBTQ+ poern and now they are trying to prove thier true feelings are not real.

Also, any conservative with an eye patch didn’t lose it to an “unfortunate” gun incident but a rather a glory hole incident. I went through gun safety as a child, and the 1st , 2nd, and 3rd thing they teach you are to treat all gun as if they are loaded. Don’t assume it’s unloaded. It’s not the John’s fault you thought you for ready.

I wouldn’t be so sure. I wouldn’t be surprised if he tried to nuke it and EMPs the entire world, then with some Olympic level mental gymnastics, blames the Dems for his stupidity

TACO fails again… who couldn’t have guessed this would happen… seriously, did anyone actually think he’d do something that doesn’t help him directly?

If my anyone in my family/friends group/anyone said this. Id immediately report that to the authorities and take further action to protect my kids and yell this at the highest hill.

I am sure I am not alone on this. It’s concerning when you say, “I have never molested/raped/assaulted anyone,” and that’s controversial.

Where the GOP is, there is no shame

You forgot the part where he’s not worried as only the 18+ year old couches have the softest cushions

Allegedly, there are some 100k pages to go through. As a “deadline” approaches as Wayne from Letterkenny say, “More hands, less work”

This is a waste of time and “efficency” for someone who claims to not know a thing

People, we can not waste time focusing on the fact that President of the United States, Donald Trump, was best friends with the world’s most notorious pedophile, Jeffery Epstiens, for 15 plus year and is currently trying to cover up the fact that he was most sertently a client if one looks at even the most broad meaning of “wonderful secrets”.

We must focus on the more important things like… checks notes

Bringing back real sugar in Coke

The auto pen “scandal”

Hillary Clinton’s Emails despite Trum admins actually sharing OPSEC details with a reporter

You know the important stuff of the things that really matter to the people

The only experiment this idiot has ever performed was answering the question of “Does my finger/penis fit in the outlet?”

He gave up on the sciences after that

I’m sure some exist with many names on it, like the flight logs, I think the investigation was oversold by the gullible right. The spin occurring now is bc Dear Leader had his name on it, if I had to guess, more times than anyone else, even more than Prince Andrew, whom settled an abuse case in 2022.

Wild guess, the emails are full of Abbot’s dick and atrophy legs pictures next to a ruler, after Elon said he could make him bionic legs.

Does he sunbathe? His “tan” orange glow is definitely a spray or cream as it’s so uneven a d stops at his “hair line.”

This also reminds me of a joke where Melania is getting interviewed by Playboy or some similar style magazine. The interviewer asked her if she bleachs her asshole?

Melania responds, “No, I just tell him to get a spray tan.”

1x10^-6 m.

You’re also forgetting he is generally considered a good guy and wears Red (valor and bravery) and blue(vigilance, peserverence, and justice) on the American flag. He doesn’t wear white as that represents purity and innocence.

I read an article comparing Biden’s response to Hurricane Helene and the death toll this caused and trying to equate the 2 incidents. These are nowhere close to the same.

Hurricane Helene

Roughly 250 people confirmed dead across 5 states Florida(population 23.37m), Georgia (population 11.18m), N Carolina (population 11.05m), S Carolina (population 5.48m), and Tennessee (population 7.23m). The total population across the 5 states is 58.31 million people. Math gives us a 0.0429 deaths per 10,000 people due to Hurricane Helene

TX Flooding

Thus far, the flooding is limited to the state of TX alone and mostly Kerr County with a population of roughly 54k people. Roughtly 120 people confirmed dead, and another 160 people still missing gives us a percapita rate of somewhere between 22.22 to 51.85 deaths per 10,000 people.

Comparison

The TX flooding is about 518 to 1209 times worse than the Hurricane Helene response.