A full body slam into a PILE DRIVER!

That’s right, a PILE DRIVER!

…you may keep your name tape from your desk

Is this how we all get AIDS?

Obvious plot twist: he did not shoot himself

Makes me wonder what Ukraine could do to force mobilization without increasing (maybe even decreasing) Russian public support for the war

That seems like the quickest way to end the war favorably for Ukraine

Because of course they can

Weaponizing every aspect of the system to keep republicans in power

Totally not a cult

Really? Sounds like it’s been there the whole time

Would anyone be surprised to find out that the inverse were true?

… agents with criminal convictions represent sharpest growth in ICE population

I wonder what the combined financial net worth of this photo is because the calculation for the combined human value shown in this photo is easy

That is zero

“Alright guys, someone very carefully look to see if the cameras are still here”

Probably a good thing they asked volunteers interested in the study to do it instead of someone such as yourself, who isn’t.

I remember the researcher saying that it took some time for the participants to get used to the routine of being mindful of their thoughts and journaling at the drop of a hat

I know I wouldn’t want to do that either

In addition to in-depth interviews, one of the primary methods used in the study was for volunteers to carry a timer that would go off randomly and they were to journal what they were thinking at the time

The thoughts of someone without an inner monologue are not the same as someone with an inner monologue

That doesn’t seem to bother the kind of people being described

All 50+ years of it?

Google is also an option

Correct, a lack of inner speech isn’t the same as an absence of thought

It just seems like a true shower thought requires a narration to get so incredibly off tangent that it amounts to more than a simple epiphany

Like Mitch Hedberg, he is a great example of someone who let their inner speech run free

Maybe other people have read this research before as I have

Maybe that’s what’s wrong with them

You don’t have to. It’s a thoroughly researched study, your belief in its existence is irrelevant.

That’s good, they can still grill then

The mites: