My first question would be to ask why the agent’s hand was in their face to begin with

I don’t think that’s how power grabs work

If they can’t handle the blue ones, I’m afraid to tell them what the yellow ones are doing to them

Trump’s gonna take everybody’s toys for himself

I don’t think it’s true. Trump pisses ice water, but he’s too spineless to get his hands dirty

Christmas is a federal holiday now too

So, it’s for everyone now. Not just Christians

Way more presents than in Tyson’s original calculation

Everything the heritage foundation wants will lead to war

Civil War in the US and World War everywhere else

The are the worst people that currently exist, and that list includes Vladimir Putin

They are worse

I’m losing my mind. Keep getting banned on reddit because the ban bot’s list of unacceptable words keeps growing at an exponential rate.

Now my comments are dissappearing when I submit them on Lemmy too

I’m just screaming into the void

Edit: I now have proof that humans are not reading appeals. I told them off using the most vulgar language I could muster in my appeal

An hour ago my appeal was approved

I feel like Morgan Freeman’s character “Red” at the end of Shawshank

I don’t really give a shit

Is there a tip line to report a corrupt greed monster wearing human skin that is currently occupying the Texas AG office?

Supreme Court already said Jesus also has presidential immunity

That probably has nothing to do with the sauce

I just believe words have meaning

If Taco Bell has sauces that are Hot, Fire, and Diablo then what are other actual hot sauces called?

It’s hyperbole, like someone saying their chicken wings were AMAZING.

If by some miracle Jesus came down from heaven and made sweet love to you all night what would you call it? They’ve already wasted AMAZING on a damn chicken wing.

credit to Louis CK for the Jesus bit

It’s taco bell, it’s all mild sauce

I wonder what changed, prices were being driven down on SSDs for a while there

Put a 1tb 850 Evo in our PS4 years ago for a pretty reasonable price. Kind of expected prices to continue to fall back then

More like, a matter of securing bribe money for his bank account

It’s fine, ya’ll can Lean on Me

Trump is human garbage, minus the human part

Trump is human garbage, minus the human part