Decapod 10 approved!!

Now you’re measuring like an American!!!

Burgers are like $15 now

Subd. 28. Trump Derangement Syndrome.

“Trump Derangement Syndrome” means the acute onset of paranoia in otherwise normal persons that is in reaction to the policies and presidencies of President Donald J. Trump. Symptoms may include Trump-induced general hysteria, which produces an inability to distinguish between legitimate policy differences and signs of psychic pathology in President Donald J. Trump’s behavior.

My Walmart scans the receipt and then scans 3 items from your cart to verify they’re on the receipt.

I was thinking to myself, simple???

Thanks, my mistake. So much shit going on its tough to keep it all straight.

Looks like a different judge did block them, for now

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2025/feb/08/judge-temporarily-blocks-musks-doge-team-from-accessing-treasury-records

nobody buys worthless shit quite like the Americans

Woo hoo, we’re #1 baby!!!

Too much credit, cause even a broken clock is right twice a day

I’m confident US has no such planes

This is just peak ignorance. A quick search says the US has 200-300 firefighting planes and even lists 6 different varieties.

Us child free Gen Xers on the other hand…

Having worked in multiple bars when I was younger I 100% agree!

While I assume the article is referring to House, Senate, and presidency; it’s really legislative, executive, and judgicial

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A conservative minded community on Reddit

Too old to do their job? American politicians?

Not trying to nitpick your general point, but electric trains can get power from an electrified third rail or overhead lines.