Guess you’re too young to remember the PS/2 cable all mouse and keyboards used.

Aren’t WoW private servers free too?

Just a reminder that Trump is a convicted rapist, by definition of the word rape. It’s legally defined as sexual assault in NY.

Trump is a convicted rapist.

Then we cast Terry Crews for the other one too.

For Snow White, we need Danny Devito, Warwick Davis, Bridget Powers, Daniel Radcliffe, Elijah Wood, Gary Oldman, and Nicolas Cage for the roles of the dwarves. For the Wicked Queen, Andy Samberg, and the mirror is Margot Robbie using the Harley Quinn voice. If Margot is unavailable, we have Tom Cruise as Les Grossman as the mirror.

Wait which ones Snow White?

I’d pay 3 times the amount of a regular ticket to watch the scene where Terry Crews, in a gorgeous ball gown, is dancing with Prince Charming, and when realizing it’s almost midnight, flexes his pecs, and yells goodbye before disappearing into the night.

Prince Charming then goes around trying to find the perfect pec flex. Alternatively, bicep circumference would also be acceptable as a glass slipper alternative.