If she does nothing else, this alone will make for a successful presidency.

This post is pretty boomerish.

what if the dead body is of a beloved pet? i find your shower thought lacking

Logitech makes a nice tv keyboard with integrated trackpad (logi k600), I have one for use with my iPad. There are cheaper options though. Just search for tv keyboard. (I for one love having an integrated trackpad but you could just as easily get a cheap wireless mouse and keyboard.

wow i didn’t realize Biden was still running. Thanks WaPo!

I got news ‘bout your rat as well.

Like that dude ever fucked ladies.

Edit: consentually

Guess you’re just not that creative.

I can’t believe you’d agree with OP that itsy bitsy water goes up the spider spout.

“no more drugs for this guy!” -takes face off

Everything is just Hydrogen and plot-creep.

let me level with you since you’re not getting it—yes, the posts in this community are generally unbelievably stupid. that is why I posted this. because this community is full of incomprehensibly stupid posts all hours of the day and I figured I’d do a bit of good old fashion shitposting.

but do you know how ShowerThoughts work

but it is tho cause I thought about it.

IDK have you never thought before?

I am a millennial democrat—I have been polled once and I didn’t respond to the text because 1) I didn’t like the tone of how it was written and 2) assume any unbidden text is a phishing attempt.

He won’t, he’s been immensely successful being an evil piece of shit.

What if you have no concept of “throwing shade?”

Either look up how lenses work or go back to your Play-Doh’s cave.

But I heard Kamala campaign has courted donors so like where do you draw the line?

/s in case any deranged tankies come a-commenting in support of fringe party foreign-backed spoiler candidates that will never win.