It had to mosey down to his gut to sustain itself on some old rancid raccoon meat

The Ivermectin he undoubtedly took failed to eradicate his brain worm 🪱

Three hots and a cot has twisted the plot

Wharton’s finest

Time to whip out the Sharpie and once again amend the map!

Chansley has small dick energy

“No shit, dumbass…”

—everyone

Ohio is so lily white and one of the most racist U.S. states. They will never accept Ramaswamy.

Fatler

I wasn’t aware that James Biden had won the Masters tournament

Is he going to co-govern Ohio too? 🤣

Holy shit. Ohio is around 100% white racist assholes, I don’t think they’ll embrace Vivek there.

No mention of Vivek Ramaswamy?

Don’t forget the oxymoronic Department of Government “Efficiency” has two heads… 😂

Biden’s legacy: Merrick Garland’s DOJ that watched justice wither on the vine

Sure Mike 🤣😂

Pure theater.

Matt Gaetz

Date rapes

By the seashore

OAN hires him

Pedos they adore

Well, he did lose. La-hoo-zer.

3

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

And by “voters” he means democratic city polling place bomb threats, Elon Musk & Starlink, and a 2 year Merrick Garland delay.

Thanks for your input, insider trading Tuberville. Now fuck off, bitch.