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Cake day: April 25th, 2026

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  • Yeah, it’s the surging gas prices. Sure, CEO man.

    These idiots are so out of touch. $40 more a month in gas compared to 3 years ago isn’t what’s breaking me. It’s the $800/mo more in rent. It’s the $300/month more in groceries. It’s my electrical bill doubling because of a new AI slopcenter in my backyard. It’s being told by my boss that this quarter’s record profits weren’t record enough to fund a measly 2% raise for me.

    But sure, my dude Mr. Kraft CEO. Blame the gas boogeyman.

    I wonder how marbled Mr. Cahillaine’s sirloin is? Maybe it would be good with some Heinz 57 sauce.