Relevant ProZD:

https://youtu.be/xq1tN9jZI80?si=vmYTtozWDRwdufdZ

“As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie. Cool”

• Abed Nadir

Upvoted for choice comment and hysterical username.

Does this man know how to party or what??

I think it does. Hellblade was originally multi platform. Hellblade 2 not so much.

Right in front of my face….

Get this person a puppers!

Insert GIF of Homer Simpson saying “The hottest so far!”

“Hmmm. People didn’t like this game. Quick. Let’s make another live service game.”

• Warner Bros dumbass executive.

I was about to say the same thing….

He’s not really being charged with hush money but how he gave the hush money. In simplistic terms he laundered money to not make it seem like he paid off a porn star. That’s what is illegal.

Why is everyone acting so surprised by this?? It’s Ubisoft. It was always going to be an open world live service penny pinching cash grab.

I won’t even think about buying a game until a week after it’s out because that’s when most companies patch in even more micro transactions.

This whole industry cut open the golden gooses of their player base and yet there’s still enough people out there shitting out golden eggs.

Are you talking about Helldivers 2 or Hellblade 2? Cause one is out and the other is not… this article is about the one that is not out yet.

Former.

This sounds like Series S requirements/limitations. The series X could easily handle the game but since Microsoft requires it to run on Series S they probably made the choice to work it on PS5 then would push resources to work out the Series S issues. Makes sense.

Yeah I didn’t read close enough. My mistake.

Shit you’re right. My bad. Let my shame be known.

Vice President breaks the tie.

Marcia Cross of Desperate Housewives fame.

I love it when people try to revise history. /s

This game got hype on top of hype the likes of which I don’t remember greater. Everyone was talking about it. I was also curious even though I’m pretty much over all things zombies.

I work from home and leave my favorite streamer in the background when I’m not in the mood for music. Listening to their excitement turn to confusion to utter disappointment was almost agony.

This dillhole of a human being makes it sound like the hate campaign was before the game ever had a chance. Stop fucking lying. The hate came after the game turned out to be dog diarrhea.