Colonel Sanders

Mainly because sometimes a cigar is just a cigar and it should be enjoyed as such.

Even then it’ll probably just be from one town to another very close by thus really only useable for a small subset of people. We need trans continental high speed railways not puddle jumpers

“There isn’t porn like that.”

https://i.imgur.com/6TTc8hc.gifv

Happened to me. Got laid off from my dream job and my manager was holding back tears as much as I was.

I felt bad for him for awhile, but ultimately realized he was still the one that chose me over others to let go just because I was last in the door (nevermind that I uprooted and moved halfway across the country for that job).

Kermie

Eventually, yes. But I’ll be damned if I don’t give it my all to go as deep as possible before it’s necessary.

Why didn’t I think of buying a lake house!?

He may have committed some…light insider trading

Edit: inb4 people don’t get the joke

Psst! That was the joke!

We need to make sure we come up with a way to enforce it as well!