The U.S. could offer each citizen of Greenland $1 million tax free dollars if the country joins the U.S.

Money only gets paid out if Greenland joins the U.S. in this hypothetical. And it would go to all citizens, not just people who voted yes.

Looks like we found the pharmacist.

You’re starting to make me think that “Lime @Not_Lime” made the whole thing up. What a scamp.

*hot pussy ass

This will probably just get appealed to the supreme court so they can further gut the civil rights act.

Damn. Are you me?

Until you accidentally smash it with a hammer

Drink iced coffee?

Congrats! The first month is the hardest. Come check out [email protected], if you haven’t already.

When I started, I listened to many hours of the Happy Sober Podcast. Craig Beck does a good job of exposing the tricks alcohol plays on the brain.

Keep it up! It gets easier.

Suck my entire dick.

Is there a little chocolate treat at the end? …or no

Have you considered laser hair removal? I also can’t grow a real beard and the thought of never having to shave again is tempting. I’m going to ask my dermatologist about it next time I go.

The more you try to use facts and reason, the more they will dig their heels in. It’s a tough uphill climb