why yes I’d like to buy all of your towels

…sir, um.

now I’d like to sue you for fraud!

The rumor is that it was scribbled on a piece of paper as an idea and the engineers were forced to make it verbatim.

“Basketball player and genie, Shaquille O’Neil is holding a dominos pizza box and asking if you’d like to Shaqeronni your evening.”

Nothing, but it will do wonders for my portfolio. Take the good with the bad.

nothing to see here

Another $1200 to vaccine development companies, Fidelity and make it snappy.

2024: “Hold my beer”

Why do I feel like giving this a month will make all of this irrelevant?

but this is a crime against God, humanity, gaming and anime!!!

I get it, your favorite game doesn’t work because of a new release. It happens. Take a ticket and sit down for a while. Valve isn’t omniscient about every Linux build in existence or possible glitch on the first week of release.

Hell, TF2 has been broken on arch for almost a month without bypassing a .dll file.

In feudalism, you know full well you’re being exploited. In capitalism, you might not be aware of it, but you still are. The idea is that you’re being paid for your work but, if the pay is so little that it might as well not matter to the payer at all, and is hardly a living wage, then we’re essentially back at square one.

Granted, I don’t think we’re as close to the grain of outright slavery that feudalism was, but on a long enough timeline, we will be. Companies will want more and more profit, taking more and more from the consumers and working class. People will either fight back or… put up with it.

Here’s an unrelated list of Invidious instances

And, no idea why this comes to mind as well, but since we’re being off-topic, I’m gonna post the site for youtube-vanced.

Oh no, all those poor users, forced to use that website and those apps!!

Tattoo it like a real man!

I’m not even a fan and I’m disappointed.

You call that competition?

EMERGENCY!

YOU ARE IN TEXAS!

oh my God!

Twitter.

Insanely popular online yet I’ve never met a single soul in real life who even has an account. My cousin literally just made his first one to promote his band, like a week ago.

imo, Mastodon replaces Twitter, and effectively would if everyone moved at once. Most news, if it isn’t there is mirrored there.

There is the whole trans porn and titties situation on any default account, tho, same as lemmy.

Hm, curious!

I’d rather see the mansions burn than the forests. Fuck standing in front of something. They want to sell gas?

Buy some.

…source?

I don’t own any airpods. Is Apple discipleship so strong that we all just assume everyone has the newest tat?

Quick, check your iPhone…

Bitch doesn’t even ghost and hold her inhales? The audacity, no attempt to even hide it.

Only if the bottom is a turntable so I can spin.