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6 months agoThe one where all the different Abrahamic religions are at a dinner party.
Moses orders a “Gaza Strip Steak” while the Muhammad stand-in receives it by mistake. Then everyone else demands that “Muhammad gives it back to the rightful owner.”
A wasp stung me once 10 years ago so I now murder all wasps’ nests I see on sight.
Shouldn’t have fucked with the insect equivalent of an eldritch god with the power to wipe out your entire colony with a spray can.