One of them never even took a shot, can’t even class that as an assassination attempt.

Out of interest, which instance please?

I watched a Jamie Oliver series some years ago (when Obama was president) and Jamie was out overnight with some cowboys and cooking over a fire. They were chatting about governments or something and one of the guys said something like ‘You Brits get a woman, and we get a n*****.’ Cue Jamie’s shocked face. Later on in his tent he was visibly upset. Think he regretted going on that trip.

He’s nowhere near as clever as von Braun.

Insertion Irish Indonesian Iran

My friend says there’s hundreds.

And quite a few of those ‘teens’ are well over twenty.

Or so I was told.

I thought that about my music collection. Apart from one of the tracks on ‘Selling England By The Pound’ I don’t think I have either ;-)

The band - Genesis. The track - ‘Aisle of Plenty’. The year - 1973

They only come round in September though.

A plan with no drawbacks. Do it!

The irony would be lost on them.

‘It’s not a lie, if you belive it’. George Costanza

Too late. He’s yours now. We aren’t taking him back.

I cannot imagine they’d just let a comedian go up there and have absolutely no idea what he was going to talk about

Have you listened to, or read, any of Trump’s word salad?

‘Don’t pay it.’ One of his most used sentences.

And complaining about being ripped off? Well, he ought to know about that.

He’s probably already got it. Do it for the money!

I bet he only went for the free food.

That’s how his Department Of Government Efficiency will save billions.

Misery and death. If he gets death first, he’d miss out on the misery.

Why did I read that in an Australian accent?

I must be going troppo!

A million to one shot Doc!