My overstay torso is horrified

My immigrant ass is terrified.

I bought an eufy doorbell and it had a feature that it would only alert you if a person was spotted, well apparently it thinks wheels are heads and it kept sending me notifications all night long every time a car passed by and their headlights reflected off of my car.

Wouldn’t it be great if what we do with our loved ones after their passing is not up to you or Trump though?

What are black and Hispanic jobs? Could he please elaborate what jobs are reserved for certain ethnicities?

Well that could mean two things

Humans: builds AI to find solutions to global warming further exacerbating the problem. AI: tells humans they should have decreased energy use, but it’s now too late to avoid the impact of climate change.

This is where the democrats fail to gain favor amongst conservative voters. They should be playing ads throughout the state showing they have attempted to provide assistance and have been prevented from doing so by the little bitch they call governor, give them a way to bypass their bullshit of a local government and go directly to the federal government for support.

Wow now, these aren’t the immigrants the Republicans were referring to.

Time for a bobby drop table sticker

Sometimes the person telling you that during the interview is subtly telling you to run.

He should declare presidential immunity.

Also I don’t want to see those other videos

So Pandora stops playing for me if it can’t get ads, it wasn’t like that in the past but more recently it has become a pattern.

The ceo at my company said that 3 years ago, we are going through execs like I go through amlodipine.

Don’t have children

I google it first before executing anything chatgpt gives me.

As an immigrant who became a citizen, if he becomes president I’ll volunteer.

I just got onboarded to a fortune 500 company as a consultant and that was the process.

But people keep insisting that I print, sign and scan documents like we are living in the stone age of computing. I literally recently got a brand new in a box printer from 2008 just so I could do exactly that.