Try booting from an usb (with a live linux image) stick and see if you can access your drive.

… and when you tweet or x (or whatever it’s called now) sh*t about elon your car drives away

totally a security measurement

crossposted from r/memes xD

In theory, you could make a XMPP bot that can do all these things. Status information and executing simple commands shouldn’t be that hard but interactive commands might need a custom wrapper.