They (his supporters, some at all ranks) knew he was a lying, cheating, fraudulent, uncouth, and dishonorable piece of shit.

They also knew he would continue being the same piece of shit if/when he got into office, unapologetically cheating any way he could to get his way.

In fact, I think that’s exactly why his supporters supported him. To hell with the law and democracy, gotta stick it to the dems.

With ever looming shutdowns now being threatened by an extremist right faction of idiots, I wonder if the gop masters are finally now realizing the chickens have come home to roost. The hate and idiocy stoked to get support for extremism is now going to affect the bottom line of billionaires (the US’s credit rating is about to get cut, and being unstable is not good for business).

Sounds way better than that shit wax chocolate in MREs.

If the fellas don’t find you hot, they better find you handy!

Opposite of viagra, a real boner killer.

two pump chump

Flavocol is what really punches you in the pleasure center of the brain… oh yeah and heart attacks, it contains plenty of heart attacks.

That’s why it tastes so good.

That’s how mine are these days. I just noticed that my prescription expires after a year (the paper one), so if I’m tempted to get an updated pair of frames, it’s going to mean an eye exam for me.

They played some minesweeper for 10 minutes.

I haven’t used the hot water knob in the shower since May. Looks like it’s going to be at least another month till I do.

I was stationed in Biloxi, MS for over a year and almost went insane of boredom on base. We thought “hey let’s visit Mobile” once, so we did. After that we accepted dying of boredom rather than ever go back to AL.

Inb4 the apologists try to argue “bbbut trump hasn’t been convicted of a being an insurrectionist!”. To those people, show me where in the article that’s a requirement:

No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice-President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any State, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress, or as an officer of the United States, or as a member of any State legislature, or as an executive or judicial officer of any State, to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof. But Congress may by a vote of two-thirds of each House, remove such disability.

Edit: Tilde

I prefer the call it a floppy hyphen. Though I’m not allowed to use the term in code reviews anymore.

Edit: Oh shit! An sdf.org account, first one I’ve seen in the wild. I haven’t used mine since I don’t want to goof off like I do and reflect poorly on them.

like jesus intended when he invented capitalism

Indeed.

“How can we trick the voters into thinking we’re less shitty than we know we really are?”

We call it: “The Aristocrats”!

He looks like Buffalo Bill here: “I’d fuck me!”.

(As Q Lazarus blasts in the background.)

Would you like some making fuck, berzer ker!

“The less a man makes declarative statements, the less apt he is to look foolish in retrospect.”

This dude is going to look real foolish in five years (if not already).

Who was it again?

The Judean People’s Front?

Well I guess nobody expected that.