Ariselas

I think XKCD can be considered a credible source on this one

It’s Got Electrolytes!

I’m sure Donnie already picked out a spot in the golf course for her

will anyone follow Vance though? That’s a chance I’d be willing to take

Ok, then hes the most criminal clown since John Wayne Gacy

Well Iran can’t kill it’s citizens if Netanyahu / Trump do it first.

I really don’t like this season of the Apprentice.

Tis but a scratch!

Fortunately Jimmy Savile is already dead and like Prince Andrew, Elon Musk, and Ted (Zodiac) Cruz wern’t born in the US. It’s gonna be hard to find someone worse unless Diddy’s schedule frees up.

That pee pee tape must be pretty wild if Donald is as worried about it as the Epstein Files

“only real legacy will be in every list of history’s worst American President” and in in the Epstein Files and as a convicted felon and as a sexual predator and as a child rapist and …

Lego is safe, they obviously used Maga Blocks

I mean, yeah, the Davie Crockett could fit in a back pack, a really big back pack

Sounds like he negotiated the deal with himself.

well shit

Maybe they gave him a 747 that’s totally not bugged. oh wait that was Qatar, my bad

Deploying the Donald Youth now eh?

Papers! Where are your papers! Schnell! SCHNELL!!!

start flushing those t-shirts boys