Optimus can do whatever he wants since he’s technically a machine.

You sick bastard.

Based on reading the wikipedia page movement in a submersible was exactly that problem they (successfully) solved with this testing platform.

“G’day mate!” “Hey hoosier!”

Oh God please let them drug test him sooner rather than later…

Is Natalie Portman single? Follow up: Does Natalie Portman have low standards? I’ll have a couple dozen more depending on the search results of this one.

And some of us have been for over 3 years…

Now I want a buddy cop long lost brother style movie with the 2 of them…

True, it seems people don’t like it when you poke fun at such a serious subject, I suppose it’s because dark comedy is like food: not everyone gets it.

Pay the lady whatever she asks and make it sound COMPLETELY like her. Worth it.

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The kicker is normally the highest scoring player on the team, they really are weirdly underappreciated.

Here’s the thing tho, if it ACTUALLY met the N95 filtering standard, and looked cool as shit… I’d absolutely buy one.

Look I know he’s had plenty of amazing roles, but I still have this weird feeling of seeing an actor I’ve loved for a long time being seen and loved by so many people for the first time. Like saying “I’m glad he’s finally getting his due” feels dismissive of his amazing work before now but that’s still how I feel.

Yeah people on the Internet are too quick to anger, so I’m told.

I’m pretty sure he has a lawyer and will have a day in court, which is literally the basic protections of the law. Kanye is a piece of shit, we don’t prosecute for that.

Bad and illegal are 2 different things.

Honestly I’m all for freedom of the press bit there’s a lot of nuance here as to whether what he did was legal… He didn’t explicitly have permission to access what he accessed so it’s definitely a gray area which is exactly what the courts are supposed to decide.

Yeah but that’s not what you said. You said the White House said the company wouldn’t be financially responsible, Biden said the federal government would provide funding to get the bridge rebuilt as soon as possible, meaning not wait for the company to pay for the damages, which will of course take years (which is the real problem here). You’re spinning it in a very different way.

Yeah that’s not what he said.