Hovercrafts have been around for ages. I’m not sure that the random driver would love using one though.

Same here.

Although when I say I “used to”,it was in the gnome 1.1 days, so it’s been a while.

Sleeping with those has to be uncomfortable.

Yeah, that’ll teach him!

No, wait, I got my pages mixed up…

There’s nothing quite like the experience of watching US tv for the first (and most likely last) time.

That your broadcast system is still up is a mystery to the rest of us.

And it’ll be cheaper too.

Thoughts and prayers!

It’s an old tradition in conservative circles.

In other news, Zilog stock sees unprecedented growth.

Oooh, the “establishment”… scary.

Just before a big presentation is also one of the best times. You have a few minutes to waste, why not spend then optimising stuff?

I’m sure I’ve met someone who’s lost 824 million IQ points.

Wells Fargo would serve its sentence in its office with a little ankle bracelet and it would be business as usual.

I’m always “why am I wasting time watching this when I could be playing a cool game?”

Emulators are a thing, you know.

Trump is like “lol, I can’t spell that”.

I suppose that they would have learned English, yes.

Sooo, is a cheque okay?

A car with a thumbstick, I guess.

Just use something else, like rocks.

Not reading the article is a bannable offence.

Sorry, new rules.