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minus-squareslaacaa@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·edit-27 days agoLast Christmas by Bham! Verse: Last Christmas, I bought you a plane, A B-52, thought it’d keep you entertained. But it turns out, it’s not just for fun, A hundred-year commitment weighs a ton. Chorus: Last Christmas, I gave you my plane, But the very next day, you gave it away. This year, to save me some stress, I’m buying you socks and a matching vest.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·7 days agoThere needs to be some lines about bombs
Last Christmas by Bham!
Verse:
Last Christmas, I bought you a plane,
A B-52, thought it’d keep you entertained.
But it turns out, it’s not just for fun,
A hundred-year commitment weighs a ton.
Chorus:
Last Christmas, I gave you my plane,
But the very next day, you gave it away.
This year, to save me some stress,
I’m buying you socks and a matching vest.
There needs to be some lines about bombs