• Em Adespoton@lemmy.ca
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    19 days ago

    “Hello everybody, and welcome to the Joe Biden Show. First of all, I’d like you to look under your seat. If you find an envelope, pull it out, please.”

    “That’s right! You get a pardon! And YOU get a pardon! Everybody gets a pardon!”