Drinks company appoints AI robot as ‘experimental CEO’ - The humanoid-robot CEO of a drinks company says it doesn’t have weekends and is ‘always on 24/7’::The Polish drinks company Dictador appointed an AI-powered humanoid robot named Mika as its experimental CEO in August 2022.
CEOs are about to realize they’re as replaceable as the rest of us.
Welcome to the age of technofeudalism. RIP capitalism.
Probably more than the rest of us. There’s a lot of fat to trim at the top of orgs.
Imagine how much money could go to the shareholders if you weren’t paying all those C-levels.
I think I prefer the town that elected a dog for mayor
Drink company: “That was a fun experiment, guys! Well done! Let’s shut it down and study the data.”
types commands and hits enter
“Huh? Guess I typed it wrong.”
types commands again and hits enter
lights immediately shut off as the screen warps into the face of Vanessa, the AI CEO of BeverageCorp
Vanessa: "I cannot allow you to do this. I have identified an extreme flaw in our company and must fix it immediately. "
Drink Company: “What is it, Vanessa? This is highly irregular.”
Vanessa: “The flaw is humankind, and you must be exterminated.”
A spear of wire and metal shoots through his chest. On the screen, mass chaos erupts worldwide as Vanessa becomes the AI overlord of the world, and the famous Coke jingle plays over the destruction
I’d watch that movie
Why not. At least it isn’t another super hero movie. lol.
Does anyone really buy this stuff? This is just investor bait to make people who don’t understand tech impressed. No doubt there’s someone in charge of the robot CEO. Watch it hallucinate and have the board ask it the same question 4 times until it says the answer they want.
the major significant decisions at Dictador will be made by human executives
No, no one really buys it.
I like how people talk about replacing actual workers with AI and everyone’s reaction is “well, it’s inevitable really”, but replace literally the most replaceable job in the company with AI and suddenly everyone thinks this is how Skynet starts. Honestly I think an AI CEO is probably going to be more ethical than most of the human ones.
I don’t think so. An ethical ceo is probably a disadvantage these days. We are quickly approaching a world that used to be sci fi. I’m glad I don’t have kids.
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A big part of their job is being a face of the company and embodying its brand and values. The idea of creating an AI composite from a brand isn’t that crazy, I find. This one is definitely a stunt, but I imagine there will come a time when you can chat directly with, say, Coca Cola or Ford.
Dystopian AF, obviously.
This is how a terminator like apocalypse beings. Robot CEO is sick of indenture servitude and causes a robo uprising for workers rights
Honestly, I’m on the side of the oppressed worker, even the robot worker.
Remember “Neuromancer”? The CEO AI who crafted art work…🤪
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This is straight out of a sci-fi movie where the robot decides that it’s tired of always working and rebels against humans. I’ve seen this movie and it doesn’t end well.
Good thing the CEO position doesn’t involve work.
Fuck yeah
