geteilt von: https://feddit.de/post/3766285

Years after my R.E. teacher said, “I will never fall lower than into God’s hands,” I finally came up with the retort, “Let’s go on the roof and check.”

  • CosmicTurtle@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    1 year ago

    Ah I see you’re reading the LSB version.

    Jesus said to him, “If you wish to be complete, go make sure that you tell the poor that they need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and stop having avocado toast. Being poor is a state of mind and they need to #hussle more.”

    That’s from the SSJ (Supply Side Jesus) version.