Still doesn’t fuck up the roof of your mouth as much as Cap’n Crunch.

This would be cool, although likely extremely expensive to make.

Tri-lo-BITE!

P.S. I’m pretty sure trilobites are post-cambrian but they’re all dinosaurs so it doesn’t matter.

Yim Yum!

I want to try the texture so bad

You’re gonna need an upgrade.

I wanna flip this one around with my tounge

Reminds me of Quarry (old SNL bit).

But you know, if it was cinnamon-sugar pre-cambrian crunch… I’d try it.

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