• crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    2 months ago

    I have a “real job” making almost $100k/year and things are still expensive. Should I also be sent to Cuba or Iran for stating the obvious?

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      2 months ago

      Well have you considered getting a real job where you put on make up and then sit in a room full of cameras while you just lie for an hour or two a day to a camera? Now that’s a real American job.

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        2 months ago

        Don’t forget to marry a sugar daddy/mama. And, by that, I mean someone who literally could be your parent.