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minus-squarecub Gucci@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up51·1 month agoIt’s too late to do anything about the extreme heat. But I guess it was worth it
minus-squareemigu@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·1 month agoIt’s too late to do anything about the extreme heat already here plus a bit more, but we can prevent it from getting MUCH WORSE!
minus-squareMurse@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 month ago we can prevent it from getting MUCH WORSE! Just make sure to wear gloves and a mask, park way the fuck off site, and leave your phone at home.
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoDon’t worry, once the ocean currents collapse we’ll get a nice cooling ice age in the higher latitudes!
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoProbably. Although there’s actually at least a few climate models out there that suggest that things would just start heating up. Because the high temperatures would melt the ice caps.
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoLet’s just try to enjoy the new Younger Dryas while we can, eh?
minus-squareMalyca@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoIf that current collapses you guys get another ice age, so it won’t be so bad!
minus-squareLemming6969@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down4·1 month agoPopulation statistics says otherwise. It appears we cannot.
minus-squareKraiden@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoShareholder profits largely. Won’t someone think of the shareholders!?
minus-squarecub Gucci@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoI think about shareholders all the time
minus-squareNιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoThink about the glorious profits we made for the shareholders! Truly beautiful. Now excuse me while I die a preventable heat related death.
minus-squarecub Gucci@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoThe only thing we can take to the otherworld is the shareholders’ satisfaction
It’s too late to do anything about the extreme heat. But I guess it was worth it
It’s too late to do anything about the extreme heat already here plus a bit more, but we can prevent it from getting MUCH WORSE!
Just make sure to wear gloves and a mask, park way the fuck off site, and leave your phone at home.
Don’t worry, once the ocean currents collapse we’ll get a nice cooling ice age in the higher latitudes!
Probably. Although there’s actually at least a few climate models out there that suggest that things would just start heating up. Because the high temperatures would melt the ice caps.
Let’s just try to enjoy the new Younger Dryas while we can, eh?
Exactly
If that current collapses you guys get another ice age, so it won’t be so bad!
Population statistics says otherwise. It appears we cannot.
For some reason
Shareholder profits largely. Won’t someone think of the shareholders!?
I think about shareholders all the time
Think about the glorious profits we made for the shareholders! Truly beautiful. Now excuse me while I die a preventable heat related death.
The only thing we can take to the otherworld is the shareholders’ satisfaction