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minus-squareNegativeLookBehind@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up18·1 year agoMY SENSORS HAVE INDICATED THAT YOU ARE OF SUITABLE AGE FOR HUMAN MATING RITUALS. PLEASE EVALUATE MY HUMAN INSEMINATION SHAFT AND DECIDE IF IT IS DESIRABLE TO YOU. YOU HAVE 32,000 MILLISECONDS TO COMPLY.
minus-squareMrBakedBeansOnToast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoI CALCULATED THERE IS A NON-ZERO CHANCE OF YOUR ATTEMPT OF INSEMINATION TO SUCCEED. TO ADVANCE THE HUMAN SPECIES SCIENTIFICALLY THE INSEMINATION SHOULD BE RECORDED AUDIO-VISUALLY AND ADDED TO THE NEURAL NET.
MY SENSORS HAVE INDICATED THAT YOU ARE OF SUITABLE AGE FOR HUMAN MATING RITUALS. PLEASE EVALUATE MY HUMAN INSEMINATION SHAFT AND DECIDE IF IT IS DESIRABLE TO YOU.
YOU HAVE 32,000 MILLISECONDS TO COMPLY.
I CALCULATED THERE IS A NON-ZERO CHANCE OF YOUR ATTEMPT OF INSEMINATION TO SUCCEED.
TO ADVANCE THE HUMAN SPECIES SCIENTIFICALLY THE INSEMINATION SHOULD BE RECORDED AUDIO-VISUALLY AND ADDED TO THE NEURAL NET.