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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

‘Please avoid chugging your ranch’: TSA forced to issue warning as foreign World Cup fans fall in love with American condiment

www.independent.co.uk

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‘Please avoid chugging your ranch’: TSA forced to issue warning as foreign World Cup fans fall in love with American condiment

www.independent.co.uk

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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

TSA isses warning as foreign World Cup fans fall in love with American condiment

www.independent.co.uk

The US agency has reminded travelers about the strict rules for carrying liquids in a carry-on bag

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Wait until they find out ranch makes great lube.
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  Brings a whole new element to tossing a salad
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    giggity
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  Hence the maggots

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