Melania Trump's eponymous documentary flopped in its London debut.UK cinema chain Vue's will premier "Melania" at 3:10 p.m. at its flagship Islington theater in London, but so far only one person has bought a ticket and just two tickets have sold for a 6 p.m. showing – undercutting President Donald ...
Surely the only people buying tickets are teenagers who want to have sex in an empty theater?
Probably. The movie is so damn repulsive I wouldn’t be near a cinema playing it.
I’d agree if I didn’t think that every single part of the movie would vaporize every bit of libido in a 2km radius.
“Paradise Alley” was pretty good for that, back in 78.
Don’t ask how I know.
I won’t ask. I was of the generation that still had drive-in movies, and if I did some extra work on the house, my dad would lend me his late-50s Cadillac, with a back seat the size of a double bed. Cinemas were a distant second-best. The only challenges were keeping the seat clean and dissipating the smell of pot smoke.