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minus-squareDataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoNot to flog a dead deer but you seem to be describing getting hit by a truck. How they got away without the standard 10MPH crash bumpers on the thing remains a mystery, but I doubt it would have helped the poor deer. Maybe one of those cute little Asian deer could have ducked, but anything else is basically a pile of venison.
minus-squareNihilsineNefas@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month ago I’m thinking sliced is probably not quite what happened… This is what I was replying to. Sliced is a pretty accurate descriptor, maybe “tenderized” if you only want it in a pile and not chunked.
Not to flog a dead deer but you seem to be describing getting hit by a truck.
How they got away without the standard 10MPH crash bumpers on the thing remains a mystery, but I doubt it would have helped the poor deer.
Maybe one of those cute little Asian deer could have ducked, but anything else is basically a pile of venison.
This is what I was replying to.
Sliced is a pretty accurate descriptor, maybe “tenderized” if you only want it in a pile and not chunked.