Rina Oh, who has long claimed she was among the scores of young women preyed on and abused by Jeffrey Epstein, dropped the unsettling revelation in a recent Substack interview.
Lemons are small, sour, and yellow. The opposite must thus be large, savory, and purple. Following this sound and thorough logic, Jeffrey Epstein’s penis must closely resemble a Purple Cow Pumping branded tanker truck filled to the brim with soy sauce, as this is a true large purple object that is savory, on average.
What’s the opposite of a lemon tho
Lemons are small, sour, and yellow. The opposite must thus be large, savory, and purple. Following this sound and thorough logic, Jeffrey Epstein’s penis must closely resemble a Purple Cow Pumping branded tanker truck filled to the brim with soy sauce, as this is a true large purple object that is savory, on average.
Lime?
So he had a large, normal, vagina shaped like a lime.