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PugJesus@lemmy.world to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 years ago

The USS Every State In The Country

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The USS Every State In The Country

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PugJesus@lemmy.world to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • Delphia@lemmy.world
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    “FIRE ALL PORT SIDE GUNS!”

    does barrel roll

    • Wodge@lemmy.world
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      Spins so fast it generates the energy needed to power the entire ship.

      • Mr Fish@lemmy.world
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        Try spinning, that’s a good trick

        • verity_kindle@sh.itjust.worksM
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          No. NOPREQUELS. NO.

    • TheSanSabaSongbird@lemdro.id
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      That’s why navies stopped using broadsides and went to turrets about 150 years ago. Well, it’s one of the reasons anyway. Turrets also worked a lot better once you shifted to steam power and didn’t have to worry so much about rigging. Additionally, you could mount a much bigger gun on a turret than you could using broadsides on the sides of a wooden sailing ship.

    • vivadanang@lemm.ee
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      that’s why it has a dozen anchors on each side of the hull. proper preparation prevents piss poor projectiling.

  • Ace0fBlades@lemmy.world
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    Just mind the small thermal exhaust port for the reactor

  • Stuka@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    The USS US

    • Selmafudd@lemmy.world
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      Us sus?

      • UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works
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        Wow I just realized us makes up us. Crazy how words be sometimes

        • First@programming.dev
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          That’s because of the way it is.

      • doppelgangmember@lemmy.world
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        Always has been 👦 🔫 👩‍🚀

    • buddhabound@lemmy.world
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      USS Healthcare for All

      • 3ntranced@lemmy.world
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        so THATS where the budget went

  • BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Healthcare? 🙅

    This? 👀

    • shastaxc@lemm.ee
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      They probably have a med bay

  • JustCopyingOthers@lemmy.ml
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    I’m not sure about the quality of the welding near the waterline.

    • Madison420@lemmy.world
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      I mean we don’t have an issue with super-super super super super firing turrets with no apron turrets or near main secondaries?

  • ooterness@lemmy.world
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    It’s the fortress-ship from Iain Bank’s “Use of Weapons”.

    • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe
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      How’s the command chair?

      • Dultas@lemmy.world
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        A little pokey around the ribs.

  • ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Most of my tax dollars are going towards greebling.

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    This ship is the entire Fleet-in-Being doctrine.

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    So looking at a map.of New Yorks bays and ignoring depth and bridges I’m going to assume this is about 2 miles long or 10,560ft. I have no evidence and just eyeballed it.

    Meaning if you can overcome the skin friction it has a hull speed of about 160mph…without planing.

    Modern carriers have a hull speed in the neighborhood of 45mph (though officially the top speed is like 35mph) and normally cruise at 25-30mph so the slow pokes can keep up.

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      Removed by mod

      • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I, too, prefer my measurements in knots uwu

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    Under total weight I tons, you put “Yes.”

  • ramius345@sh.itjust.works
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    Ultimate admiral dreadnaughts AI is at it again!

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    … I unironically want this, now

    • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe
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      If it’s healthcare or this at least have one of them.

      Can’t cost more the Zumwalts

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    You may need the energy output of a small star to power it

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      Just shoot all guns at the same time.

  • RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world
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    *USS Executor has entered the Mediterranean

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    I mean, it’s fine, but couldn’t it do with more guns?

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