And when St Peter reads Mike Huckabee the chronicle of his pig-ignorant hate-mongering life, Mike will soon become very familiar with Hell.

Edit: And if Trump hears from Heaven, it’ll be in short installments: first blood, then frogs, then gnats, and so forth. If anyone’s aspiring to be a modern Pharaoh, it’s Trump (though he’s more into his daughter than into siring kids from his sisters).