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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

New Device Mounts to Your Toilet to Analyze Your Turds Using the Power of AI

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New Device Mounts to Your Toilet to Analyze Your Turds Using the Power of AI

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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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A new company backed by Lance Armstrong just raised $4 million dollars to track your stool and urine using artificial intelligence.

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  They just need to find their own Scout Condor and they’ll have everyone checking the nitrates in their stool.
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  Smart Pipe.
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    Oh, and it’s also the only technology to be a registered sex offender.

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