“Italian Autism” sounds more like a Ferrari fan blog though
Hell yeah, I went with Oiltism.
Disappointment gang gang
Ranch Transgender will be the name of my T4T cowboy resort.
Blue cheese not bigoted
Vanilla idiot
I think I might be…Vinegar Homo
Lemony Vegan
caesar everything
Balsamic vinegar no kids.
Balsamic Atheist
Italian Existing
Caesar has no children
Poppy Seed Boundaries
Ranch stoner
This reminds me of the time when we had to write speeches in French class about the most daring thing we’ve ever done in our lives. A gay friend of mine wrote about when he came out to his parents.
My Palestinian friend was furious! Not in a homophobic way, of course. But because he had to follow our gay friend’s speech and there was NO WAY his speech was gonna top that. He said, “OF COURSE everyone is gonna be moved by a story like that! Nobody is gonna care about how I had to sacrifice my pet goat as a child! They’ll just think my culture is barbaric!”
I suggested to him to make a story up about how he came out to his parents of being Jewish, which he thought was hilarious. Anyway we all got a good laugh, and he looked nervous to go up in front of the class. Oh and his speech was trash.
Fish Sauce Autism
My full name would be Vegan Fish Sauce Autism but alas, it’s not quite as catchy.
