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Interesting that your default unit of chips is ‘a chip’ and not ‘a handful of chips’ or ‘a bag of chips’.
Yes. This is really good advice.
Even if you wash your hands… Did you really get all the oil off? Are you sure? ALL of it?
…why?
Edit: oh, spicy. Not fresh out of the oven like I was thinking.
Because OP does not believe in washing their hands after eating and before pissing.
Do you wash your hands before you piss?
Yes if I was eating something and my hands are not debris free.
Only the fanciest of pants for me.
Yup. My dick is clean and I aim on keeping it that way.
Look at this guy eating hot chips and lying.
Hot as in spicy? Yeah. I’ve made that mistake.