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Hannah works as a third-grade teacher and refuses to give 100% on any assignment to any of her students because “only Jesus was perfect.”
Source: I made it up.
I had a teacher that refused to give 100% on any tests because he only left room for two digits when he drew up his marking list. True story.
I had a teacher who would give two points for each correct answer out of, say, 47 questions. So the highest score you could get was 94%. This was for a math test.
But… 47/47 is 100%…
You figured it out! You win math! 😀
Well done! You win the perfect score of 94%!
I know you meant that a joke, but upon further research into this, I discovered that it’s actually true.
Source: I also made it up
The sad thing is, jokes aside for some teachers is actually is accurate.
source: grandfather had a college professor that said his personal policy was that a student could never jump more than one letter grade between quarters.
If you say 10/10, it feels disingenuous. 9/10, no one neurotypical really questions it.
Well I feel pretty fucking seen…
You left out the Best part.
First impressions?
On the way I was 15 steps behind a man who I thought could be Josh when he paused to interact with a street cat. (I had put animal friendly as my preference for my date.)
Josh sounds like a catch!
It’s good to know this is a turn on. I approach many animals.
Once a cat kept following me and I had to convince it to go back, though.
Another time someone’s cat just went to sleep on my lap, and I was late to college…
… And there was that one time I got chased by peacocks, squirrels, and random birds because I was feeding them walnuts…Something tells me there should be a limit, but I can’t quite put my finger on it.
