Maybe they are specifically talking about the event of an orange russian agent rampaging in the US government. This exact thing has not happened yet. Talking about the broad circumstances though, this is probably the most common historical event since humans exist.

I really hope this event will be a good opportunity to escalate things. I am shocked that most US citizens have just been watching as their formerly democratic country (which they supposedly are so proud of) was turned into a fascist dictatorship. I guess the lack of organisation is a big factor and now may be a good time to finally show the fascists that the people are able to fight back. It will cost lives and I feel a little bad that I indirectly wish for those deaths by wishing for escalation, but I believe they wont be in vain and could prevent millions of deaths.

The same as private universities, private health care, private banks, private (as in capitalism-driven) politics. Some of which are way worse on a national scale than private prisons imo.

Theyve been waging a war on education for decades

Nothing has changed since slavery

How can you write this comment while being detained after rioting?

The real question is, how is it possible that anyone is still not rioting yet?

They literally turned the game into spyware and are distributing it by giving it away for free. How does that fit your description in any way?

There was a long ongoing dispute between the neighbors where apparently the victim called the neighbor racial slurs multiple times. So basically a homophobic shooting a racist? I dont know what to make of this article.

Dont get me wrong, I definitely know you mean. Seeing yourselves as a unity is important and reflecting that in the way you talk can be beneficial, words carry meaning after all.

But, I heavily disagree that you can deduce someones devotion to a relationship or their ability to be a parent from a single sentence posted in a joke. And even if someone does not talk like that at all, they can still feel differently.

Also, funny you mention my wife, because she talks in a very peculiar way. Most often, when talking about herself or her pregnancy, she would say things like “your back hurts” or “you have nausea” like in a general sense, but it only applies to herself. I sometimes say “you mean you do” or something, but she doesnt even realize which words she uses. Not everyone forms sentences like a mathematical equation. I know I do, thats why its been difficult to understand that others dont necessarily and that brains work in different ways.

Damn, I hurt myself in my confusion. Yes I dont believe it will be over in 4 years either^^

On the other hand, “cant flush him for 4 years” does not really imply that it will be possible after the 4 years.

It would be hilarious if this escalates to Elmo getting deported xD

I think they are implying the opposite

250m for the opportunity to burn the wealthiest country in the world to the grouns? That was a one-time offer with an obvious no-return policy.

They can drop updates anytime after they made sure to have you accept the spyware.

there’s quite a few commercially made “Happy (whatever)day From The Cat/Dog/Pets” cards out there.

Seems a little silly, I havent seen those here in Germany.

Does it though? XD

Actually, Im about to be. And I really dont appreciate your gatekeeping, its very childish.

If ur as lost as me when first reading it:

His wife hands him a fathers day card (from someone else), but hes not a father yet. He thinks she is pregnant and it scares him. His wife wrote the card as if its from the cat.

Its still the woman carrying and giving birth to the child. I dont think saying it like it is would give any indication to how devoted you are to the relationship.

Also but not completely seriously, he cant even know if its his child as well.