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Do people really look at or read reviews of McDonald’s?

MONOLPY

Ah, so that’s why bitcoin spiked out of nowhere. All the grifters passed around some inside information and stocked up before this went public.

Actually captions like that can help you read faster. I’ve seen speed reading training things like that.

Why is NYC so terrible at electing mayors?

He would have abused them anyway without an excuse. Nothing he does matters. His followers will excuse him in their minds no matter what.

Go to the bathroom, Zoey!

About what?

If the positive effects of it outweigh the negative effects then maybe.

Are we not already subject to massive tracking databases anyway?

But her emails!!!

Gotta have some balls to attack Bissonnette. Dude is a monster. The article didn’t say how many of the attackers he managed to hospitalize but I imagine they didn’t come out unscathed.

There are so many things in the Trumpiverse that can’t really be parodied because they’re too stupid. Just off the top of my head, Four Seasons Total Landscaping, Fraud Guarantee, Sean Spicer’s hatred of Dippin’ Dots, covfefe, etc.

Yay, no more genocide! I knew both sides were the same.

So the assertion is that Republicans inserted a bunch of fake votes but only for president? Why would they not just make it down ballot?

They really do bring the pain.

Yes but they’re fake.

It’s fairly easy to pick a couple policies that would be true of any two American presidents and say “look they’re the exact same people!!!” while ignoring 10,000 other differences.

Which of their policies are similar?

Well that’s because this post was made a half hour after the other post. Too little, too late to grab all of them sweet sweet fake internet points.