I’m just there for the free games

Scream Guy seems a little out of place

The book burners are always the good guys, right?

It’s Jimmy Patterson!

Isn’t that every month down there?

lol the article is paywalled

They are usually Mercedes vehicles

Well, the article link isnt working but yeah, this doesn’t make any sense. If the son is a green card holder than I would think the parents aren’t citizens either? Maybe he’s adopted?

A thermometer, in direct sunlight all day.

RoboCop on PS5.

If we don’t buy $80 games, they WILL put them on sale. I haven’t paid full price for a game since Horizon FW came out and it’s worked out pretty well.

EDIT: maybe not Nintendo…

Aww shucks, we tried and that’s what matters!

Guess what won’t be approved?

This must be the final solution to autism

Who the hell still carries around paper checks?

Old people who wish to punish everyone else in line at the grocery store.

State flag jealousy is a real thing. Sic Semper Tyrannis, mf’ers!

We’re not voting our way out of this.

I need my full lead gasoline

It’s a pretty easy move, tbh. Start with a user-friendly distro and don’t look back. The only Windows install I have left is my work laptop and I absolutely hate it.

Every bit of this sounds like it’s own horrible idea and they just threw it all into one big horrendous pile of nonsense.